Annoying my boyfriend

UGH!! I love my boyfriend but at times drives me insane!! Don’t get me wrong he is funny, loving, caring, sweet, over protective, but dam there are moments that I want to strangle him!! Like Ugh at times he just makes me so angry but the kind that I have to laugh because it’s funny but then I’m like UGH why even bother anymore. Here are some examples.

1. Farting out of nowhere IN PUBLIC

2. OH MY GOD!! He tries and says it wasn’t him or thinks I don’t notice because I sty quite! BUT baby I heard it and I know it’s you.

3. Burping after eating

4. This is annoying as hell!! We will be out and he will burp and just look at me like really you just couldn’t freaking wait!! Or when he burps and close to my face like ugh that’s annoying. Lucky I freaking love you.

5. Me telling him something and him making a stupid joke

6. When I’m venting or upset he will say a random joke trying to light the mood. At times this works but at times this also makes me pissed off. Like really you just couldn’t hear me out and then when I was done say a joke. UGH!! Annoying but at times cute because it makes me laugh.

7. Making me blush when I am mad

8. Oh this one is the cutest but annoying because he just knows the right thing to say when I am mad. At times it takes a while but sooner or later he gets a smile out of me and then a freaking blush that makes me laugh and open up.

9. Spoiling me in public without telling me first

10. This is has to be cute when there is a female in the cash register! One example is in B&N when he got me my membership while I was trying to pay for my book. He looked at me and said nah she getting a membership today and gave his card to them. It was the cutest but unexpected thing ever.

11. Saying “ you look sexy when you get angry”

12. Haha this happens when he does something or someone else does something and it gets me really mad but the kind of mad where I am laughing because if I don’t I will flip out. This will be his go to line.

13. Saying “Ima bite your booty”

14. Oh this one is for when I’m ignoring him or give him a smart as comment. Which is funny but I know him and I run away for fun. Love him

15. Saying “ baby not now we in public”

16. This makes me look like I’m trying to get hubba hubba from him when I’m not. When he says this that when I really try to embarrass him. Yes I’m that evil and yes in public. No I do not care. I will always do this.

17. Smacking my ass in public

18. Oh my lord when I get a smart ass comment or try to ignore him he smacks my ass. It’s his favorite thing to do. But he does this literally all the dam time. It’s funny and I know when it’s coming and at times I don’t. Shit happens and I’m glad that we have this kind of relationship.

19. Saying I’m a crazy Puerto Rican but he loves me

20. This is so true! I can get a little crazy and jealous but shit happens. I know what I have and he is amazing. I will fight for him but also try to give him away at times. But needless to say I love him and he is the best. But yeah I’m that girlfriend/future wife.

These are just some of the things. But needless to say they are all harmless and super cute. At times I don’t expect it and at times I see it coming and start laughing. He is just perfect but yes at times I want to kill him. But needless to say he is my best friend and understands me like no ever had.

Remember be wierd, be you, be happy