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Short vs long shower

Ladies and Gentlemen we all do this. We have two types of showers. We have our short showers and long showers. The reason why we have two showers is because it depends what we have to do and who we are going to see. You might be saying no but WE all know that ain’t true. We all do it and will always do it. Lets get started with a couple of examples from both females and males and compare them.

  1. Just going to the supermarket

  2. Females

  3. If females are going to the supermarket just too get food and their things for the house, then they are just taking a quick shower. It’s the kind of shower that it’s just to get off all the night or nap gunk and then go. It’s the kind of short shower that when you get home its back into pjs and not a care in the world.

  4. Males

  5. For some males there are no showers involved if they are just going to the store and coming right back. A guy told me not my boyfriend that most men will not shower because they are coming back to the house too possibly work on something and get dirty aging.

  6. Going out with female friend

  7. Females

  8. This shower depends and what you guys are doing. If it's just a girls time and no guys, than this shower is a bit longer but no shaving unless it's summer. This is because females know other females and if you just going out and then back to their house or yours than its no big deal, so they will take a shower but not a shower shower.

  9. Males

  10. This is when guys go all out. This is where men go all out. They shave, get a haircut and take care of the small details. They also make sure that they take an extra shower in case it ends up somewhere. However, this can be turn into a shower and just go thing if they are not really into that female are just going out with a female who is just a friend. So really depends on the female and how into them they are.

  11. Going out with male friends

  12. Females

  13. This depends on how a female looks at a man. If it's just a friend and nothing else. We take a shower but with nothing special and just head out. We do not expect anything with that person but hanging out and just doing our plans and going our separate ways. BUT if we are into the guy it's a done deal. She will wake up super early and from the moment she wakes up she getting ready for her date and make sure her shower is about 1-3 hours longs. Depending if legs are shaved, hair is washed, proper cleaning and double cleaning. It's a process that takes place and we do it gladly for the right guy.

  14. Males

  15. With males it is different. That is because depending where they are going and what group they are meeting up with. That is because males happen to have two types of male friends. The first type goo out parting like crazy with no a fear nor wonder in the world. While the second group is just calm and want to chill at home or go out just t eat. Depending on the group and which friend it is than that is the kind of shower/ quick shower they are going to do.

  16. Staying at home all day

  17. Females

  18. This consider a me spa shower. This means she might or might not shave but she is going to do a mask, shower, mostirize and have bath salts and scrubs. She is going to shower to relax and not give a crap about anything. She is going t pamper herself and have a good day. Than after her shower its movies or a nap.

  19. Males

  20. THEY WILL NOT SHOWER 98.8% of the time. This is because they feel that they dont need t how they are not going anywhere. Like no! At least take a short shower. Like damm but guys will take showers on a daily if they are going out but if they are not most likely they are not. Yea it happens. Get over it, it is what it is.

  21. Going out in the night life

  22. Females & Males

  23. They are the same. This shower and getting ready must start 3-4 hours before they have too start heading out. This shower is a deep shower that can last up to an hour. Not only that there is shaving going on, deep cleaning, masks done. And making sure they look their best when going out and having fun. Because you never know when you are going to bump into and have fun with that night. That’s why that shower is important and why both sex’s take long and deep showers.

Regresses of gender both males and females have there days when they went wither a long or short shower. Who cares its life and it happens. Especially if you are extremely busy and cannot get away for a while for a god shower. It’s life and it will pass.

Remember be weird, be you, be happy

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