Touching the boyfriend booty

Welllllll!!!! I know this can be evil as hell and many will not like it but I do not care! I love touching my man booty. The reason why is because he always jumps 10 feet in the air or yells BABY!!! It is the cutest thing. He knows when i am around there is about a 90% chance that I will attempt to touch his booty just to hear him yell. My favorite part about this is that he starts getting scared bumping into things and than barking. No i don't mean woof woof i mean he tries to yell but barks. It is the funniest/cutest thing ever. He already knows when he bends over or I have an evil laugh his both getting touched lol. Not only that when he bends down he tires to make sure that i am not around or behind him lol. I know to some it may sound messed up but that’s how our relationship works lol. We love to bother each other and we know how to make each other so mad but laugh about it cause its cute or just cause we dont want to be on the first 48. Remember be weird, be you, be happy