My boyfriend gets me jealous of me

OH my dam lort!! He always does this even though its kinda my fault. This is because i would text him and before he gets the text or didn't see it i would call or face-time him. Next thing i know he will tell me "baby this sexy Puerto Rican chick just texted me" and my dumb ass will be WHO? And smack his shoulder. He will be laughing while im pissed like holy hell till he says YOU DUMB ASS who else. I will then laugh because i was mad at myself. Worst part after almost 3 years this still happens. I always forget but think its funny and he thinks its funny because i literally get jealous of myself. What can i say im an airhead at times lol.

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