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My top 6 couple problems


Hey y'all!!! Every couple goes through different stages in their relationship especially ones that have been in long term relationships. Life happens, shit happens you have laughs and ups and downs. But that is what makes the relationship last and fun. At times from both parties we reach our limit but love is what keeps us together and keeps us strong. Not only that but relationships are not easy but we have to make the best of each and all situations because if we truly love the person than we will do what needs to be done to better the relationship. But here are my 6 top things couples fight about and at times its funny.

  1. Always stealing his hoodie

  2. Hahah let’s get real when it gets cold and you have nothing else looking all cute we all know what happens next. He will “lend” you the hoodie or long sleeve shirt. We all know what that means. It means that he will never see it again and if he does it will only be to rechange the hoodie/long sleeve shirt. Poor guys think that they will get it back. Lol soon they will all learn.

  3. Touching the booty

  4. OH MY LORDDD!!!! This can be the cutest/ most annoying thing ever. The reason why for him and her

  5. Him: I don't know about you ladies but at times its cute because it shows that he loves you but other time lord its annoying. The reason why is you could be walking and out of nowhere boom he touches the booty. Or when bending down to pick something up he will touch or smack my booty hard lol. I want to kill him at times or when we food shopping and

  6. Her: okay okay okay we are just as bad but when we do it they ALWAYS get mad and we laugh. We laugh not to be mean but to show you guys what we feel half the time. Plus, we love to see you jump, blush, and yelp. It’s soo cute cause you all get embarrassed and shy ughh love it. But yea booty grabbing we will, can, and try to do it all day and whenever we can.

  7. The crazy dreams

  8. Haha this has to be one of the best ones yet. This is because you know you have reached that point in the relationship that you are really in love. Not only that but you know she can be crazy at times. Especially with the dreams on where you cheat on her or do something bad. Those are the funniest and craziest ones.

  9. Females feet are always cold

  10. I swear we are always cold at one point. Like dam we will. Be okay and then out of nowhere where we cold with cold ass feet. Ughh not only that i hate cold feet because it feels uncomfortable at times. Like nooo where is my man back i need some warmth from him ASAP.

  11. The I'll be ready in five minutes

  12. Haha men already know when we say we will be ready in five minutes 98% of the time they know we taking WAYYY longer than that. And the times we do take only five minutes they are shocked. Like yes it can happen we like to keep you guys on your toes. But yea majority of the time my five minutes are neve really five minutes. Good luck guys!! We love you but shit happens and we need to get us done. But before we are done please get your damn shoes on please! Then this starts a fight cause when we ready to go we just want to go not wait longer. We know we late why the hell do i have to wait for you now to get your shoes on that should've been on 20 minutes ago!?! UGH

  13. Using the bathroom after him

  14. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! The reason why is at times using the bathroom after him can kill you! Men can be rotten inside and it is gross! THANK GOD WE HAVE THREE BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE!Last time i had to open that door with him still in it i almost died. I couldn't smell for like two days. Im sooo never doing that again. That's how fights start cause dam at times that smell is just too much to handle.

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